
Style or substance? Audi and BBH believe you can have both in their new TV ad…
Unless you’re a woman! Hahaha, let’s all sneer at the silly vain tart who’s fallen down in the rain! She can’t have style and substance – she chose style, the moron.

Style or substance? Audi and BBH believe you can have both in their new TV ad…
Unless you’re a woman! Hahaha, let’s all sneer at the silly vain tart who’s fallen down in the rain! She can’t have style and substance – she chose style, the moron.
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Tagged 2013, advertising agency, Audi, automobile, automotive, bad adverts, BBH, blogging, car advert, cars, derogatory, feminism, Leonie Cumiskey, mean, misogyny, missing the point, negative portrayal of women, opinion, sneering, style, substance, TV, TV ad, TV advertising, TV spot, UK, women
This wry GIF, by New York-based illustrator Beomyoung Sohn, is part of a project called ‘Dummymen‘. The repetitive animation shows our mindless addiction to brands and consumerism as well as, presumably, our loss of individuality as a result. The project, which is still a work in progress, has got a really dark, nihilistic humour to it that reminds me of work by Banksy and Jake and Dinos Chapman. It’s amazing how many brand logos have been squeezed onto all the faces of each block; every time I think I’ve spotted all of them, I’ll see one that I haven’t noticed yet – like the ones for CNN and FedEx, which are partly hidden.
If you like this, then you’ll probably like the hilariously horrible cartoon by Steve Cutts that I posted previously.
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“Women of the future will make the Moon a cleaner place to live.”
Damn straight we will! Radical sixties feminism, yeah! Future women – fellow pioneers of space travel, improving another planet through green energy and innovation. Exciting!
Hang on a second. I just re-read it. You mean that women are just expected to clean stuff on the Moon, like we’re expected to on Earth? Oh, shit…
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Tagged 1968, advertising, aliens, blogging, cleaning products, comedy, feminism, FMCGs, funny, futuristic, futuristic prejudice, housewife, housework, Leonie Cumiskey, Lestoil, retro, sci-fi, science, sexism, space age, space exploration, space travel, technology, vintage advertising
Whatever you think of Margaret Thatcher, you can’t deny that she was an inspirational woman. For me, she inspires a kind of hatred, but I’m not going to go into that because I’ve spent the past few days talking about The Iron Lady and – to be perfectly honest – I’m tired of hearing about her. Having said that, I do like these illustrations of olde ‘Maggie’ by various artist types, so I’m posting them as a cynical attempt to get more hits on my blog. Sorry if you have arrived here expecting political commentary and debate – perhaps you should read this excellent piece by Russell Brand for The Huffington Post instead? However, if you’re into pictures of former British Prime Ministers…then you’re in luck!
Tory Bachelor Wallpaper, by Matt Mclaren.
Margaret Thatcher, by Katelyn Lizardi.
Margaret Thatcher, by Riot Ink.
Margaret Thatcher, by Vinko Illustration.
The Iron Lady, by Matt Blease.
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AleXsandro Palombo’s blog, Humor Chic, documents the happenings in the fashion world and beyond. Palombo’s take on the fashion news is both bitchy and funny – think Perez Hilton, but without the irritating omnipresence and with added talent and relevance. His shockingly hilarious pop culture illustrations both celebrate and ridicule fashion’s major players; Hedi Slimane is portrayed digging his own grave as he takes over at Saint Laurent, Anna Wintour cosies up to Barack Obama, along with whole host of far more ludicrous scenarios too.
Donatella Versace, and John Galliano shortly after he drunkenly proclaimed his love for Hitler.
Creatives, musicians and celebrities feature heavily, with the occasional politician or member of the monarchy making sporadic appearances as well. It really seems like when it comes to mockery, Palombo is a man after my own heart – he likes to turn his attention to a bit of everything. Below, he has portrayed Kate Middleton as some kind of power-hungry femme fatale who beats her husband and wants to kill the Queen! I think I kind of prefer her to the real Kate Middleton, who is pretty much the definition of passive, well-behaved marriage material. So blaaah.
However, not all of his portraits are derisive or mean – here is quite a sweet drawing of the late Amy Winehouse that he posted the day after her death.
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Tagged 2013, AleXsandro Palombo, Amy Winehouse, Andy Warhol, Anna Wintour, anorexia, art, bitchy, blogging, cartoon, celebrity, Chanel, cocaine, comedy, cool, creative, death, design, Donatella Versace, fashion, fashion news, Fendi, fun, funny, Hedi Slimane, hilarious, Hitler, Humor Chic, illustration, John Galliano, Karl Lagerfeld, Kate Middleton, Leonie Cumiskey, Madonna, media, news, opinion, parody, Perez Hilton, pop culture, Prince William, Queen Elizabeth, relevance, Saint Laurent, style, surreal, talent, Victoria Beckham, writing, Yves Saint Laurent
While this idea is likely to be far more complex in practise, this animated video by Mr. Binns explains the concept in a brilliantly simple and engaging way. Sometimes, I feel pretty bad that I’m part of a huge problem and implicit in killing the earth, but the idea of going to live in a yurt, composting my own shit, and becoming one of those earthy white girls with dreadlocks totally repulses me. I like the thought of a ‘circular economy’, because it shifts the responsibility back to the manufacturer, while trying to cut a better deal for the consumer. It seems like this is an effective approach, because most of us are incapable of actually processing waste into something that’s truly useful. I mean, be honest – you’re never actually going to get round to making that Fairy liquid bottle into the crafty thing you saw on Pinterest. Well, you might…I definitely won’t.
In the UK, it seems that the idea of a more collaborative way of consuming is quite appealing – especially when trends and technology change so rapidly. It also seems that, for a lot of us, it’s unlikely that we will ever own a house. We’re already renting our homes – why not rent the things that are in them, too?
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Tagged animation, Beakus, blogging, business model, climate, collaborative consumption, composting, consumerism, corporations, cost effective, disposable fashion, economic ideas, economic model, economics, Ellen MacArthur Foundation, environmentalists, ethical consumer, ethical products, finite resources, future, future life, graphic design, green, green technology, hippies, home ownership, ideas, inspirational, Leonie Cumiskey, manufacturing, Mr. Binns, musings, obsolete technology, problems, production, production line, products, recycling, renting, repurposing, science, sharing, solutions, sustainable future, technology, trends, UK, upcycling, upgrading, values, video, Vimeo, waste, white people with dreadlocks, writing, yurt
Dorothy is a Manchester-based design studio that are well-known for their song and film maps, but I found these politically-charged takes on classic children’s toys much more interesting.
The ‘Casualties of War’ sets take on tragic variations of the classic toy soldier, showing the grim realities of being in the armed forces – from alcoholism and psychosis through to amputation and suicide.
These Dorothy ’No Globes’ were commissioned for Ctrl.Alt.Shift, in anticipation of the United Nations Climate Change Conference in 2009. Designed to highlight the threat of coal power to the environment, black particles of soot float above this bleak diorama, replacing the traditional snow…
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“If you do an advert then you are off the artistic register forever,” claimed American comedian Bill Hicks. Sadly, Bill Hicks never lived to see Johnny Rotten touting Country Life Butter, nor was he able to witness Iggy Pop promoting Swift Cover Insurance, but it goes without saying that I would have loved to have seen his reaction to either of those recent adverts. No matter how funny you might find it that two of punk’s hugest stars have appeared in adverts (side note: Marky Ramone also has his own range of pasta sauces), you’ve got to admit that corporate cocksucking doesn’t have quite the same stigma attached to it that it used to. Of course, there are still people who get upset about oil companies pumping money into art foundations, but in 2012, if someone calls you a “sell out”, you can probably keep your credibility intact by responding with, “Fuck off, you smug lefty wanker!”
There are a plethora of reasons why creatives and people within the arts are now willing to cosy up to big name brands and accept corporate handouts. The most glaringly obvious reason is actually because creative people like money. I know, I know – you thought we were all struggling, rolly-smoking thrifties, who sleep in a perpetual draft during the winter months, right? Well, yes, maybe some of us are, but it’s not usually a lifestyle we have chosen for ourselves. Mostly we’re up to our eyeballs in debt, and work two waitressing jobs to cover the rent. If FoxConn offered me a crisp fifty to write a glowing report of their labour practices, I’d probably bite their hand off. But enough about my own lack of integrity; the point is that there are individuals out there who are too desperate to even factor in pride, and would happily write a jingle for Nando’s if it meant that they could afford to eat real chicken again, as opposed to Ridley Road Rat.
Another reason for this shift in attitude is because corporate cash makes up for the lack of government funding. Those who are cynical about this kind of arrangement might say, “Ah, but if those corporations didn’t dodge their taxes, we’d have more government funding!” Is that really true, though? We’ve all seen those MP expenses forms, and I think we know full well that when the government have spare money to spend, they much prefer to spend it on bath plugs, biros, moats and parcel string. And crack…probably.
All joking aside though, in 2011 the Arts Council had its budget cut by nearly a third, and as a result this meant that some 206 organisations lost their funding altogether. Naturally, in order for these organisations to survive, they have had to look for other sources of funding. Sometimes this comes from generous individuals, but usually the really big cash injections are administered by corporations and brands, eager to spend some of their marketing budget on reputation management. Is this a bad thing? Meh, not necessarily. Usually, brands and companies select organisations to support based on their existing image anyway, so there’s no need for curatorial intervention – I doubt we’ll ever see a punk band playing a pop-up show in Marks & Spencer’s, but I can understand why people got angry when the Olympics were sponsored by McDonalds and Coca-Cola.
Finally, sponsored creativity has become more acceptable because brands have got a lot more sophisticated when it comes to courting the arts. Unlike in Bill Hicks’ day, it’s fairly unlikely that a musician will be asked outright to be in an advertisement. It’s more likely that they’ll be playing the Ray-Bans stage at a festival, or be invited to a Sailor Jerry’s event, or cover their favourite song for a Doctor Marten’s session.
Brands have become so slick at pulling these stunts, that no one even bats an eyelid when an arte povera installation is being sponsored by Bloomberg!
This article originally appeared in the first print edition of WE ARE Collision, which you can read online here.
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