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Write It In Your Own Voice

Write It In Your Own VoiceBrilliant series of adverts from Uniball which highlight the merits of sending a handwritten letter and cleverly illustrate what misused fonts say about your message. An advertising campaign which is all about communication and implicit meaning – so meta!Uniball Pen Advert Comic Sans joke Uniball AdvertMy favourite one is ‘Pappy Is Dead‘, which makes fun of Comic Sans (the underdog of all fonts) and there is also quite a camp skit deriding the Broadway font, too. The ‘Bust You Out’ version is probably the most effective, because obviously slang sounds so ridiculous when it’s read out in the Queen’s English! It reminds me of the time when James Blunt had to read out some Sean Paul lyrics on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

Great work from TBWA South Africa.

God’s Own Junkyard

ImageToday I headed up to Walthamstow to visit Chris Bracey’s huge studio on Vallentin Road – God’s Own Junkyard. Peeking through the locked iron gates, it really does look just like a junkyard, but once inside it’s like an Aladdin’s cave of neon treasures.Chris Bracey studioI don’t know whether it’s because of the junkyard’s location, or if it’s because not that many people know about it, but when my friend and I showed up at around 2pm on a Saturday – a peak time for visitors in most places – we were lucky enough to be the only people there.The man who works there, John, is really friendly and has an encyclopaedic knowledge of pretty much everything stored in the studio. He was happy to show us round, pointing out props and signs that had been in various films, like Tombraider, Eyes Wide Shut, and the newest installment of the Iron Man films – a huge ‘STARK’ sign. I really can’t recommend this place enough; I’ve never been anywhere else like it!Neon art

Trip The Light Fantastic

Jessica Eaton Rainbow CubeJessica Eaton PhotographyJessica Eaton Colour WheelThese vibrant compositions aren’t abstract paintings or prints – they are photographs! The pictures were taken by Montreal-based photographer Jessica Eaton, who uses a method called ‘additive colour separation’ to create these effects. By photographing blocks using motion blur or stepped multiple exposures, Eaton causes the blocks to blend together. There is no digital trickery involved, either. Although Eaton says that digital photography and Photoshop helped her to conceive her work, she uses an analogue 4×5 large format camera.

Kim Pimmel Light StudiesKim Pimmel ExperimentalKim Pimmel Long ExposureWhile the solidity of Jessica Eaton’s pieces make them really intriguing, these light studies by Kim Pimmel possess a fluid movement that works well with the translucency of the neon lights. The San Franciscan UI designer and photographer creates mesmerising long exposure light photographs. To achieve these images, Pimmel uses common objects and simple technology; such as LEDs, phone screens and ping pong balls. More of his light studies are on Flickr, but you should definitely watch his ‘Light Drive‘ video – a stop motion sequence of his light study photographs.

Your Bag Is Rubbish. And So Is Your Book Club.

ImageYour ‘book club’ only reads wine labels? Really? I mean, seriously? Fuck me, that must be really dull. I’d rather attempt to plough through ‘Bleak House’ by Dickens. Although, given the choice between reading wine labels and ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’, I’d take the wine labels any day.

David Bowie – The Stars (Are Out Tonight)

Bowie & TildaDavid Bowie StarsI’ve been quite busy recently, so didn’t have the chance to post this when it was new. Nonetheless, it doesn’t change how brilliant this Floria Sigismondi-directed video for David Bowie’s most recent release is. Starring Bowie and Tilda Swinton as a happily ageing couple, the pair find themselves hounded and tormented by a whole host of celebrities, who also inhabit the wealthy neighbourhood. The beautiful cinematography, which is by Fight Club’s Jeff Cronenweth, reminds me so much of some of Gregory Crewdson’s most iconic photographs – that suburban veneer of affluence masking a much darker truth. The styling is by Jerry Stafford, creative director of Première-Heure and longtime stylist to Tilda Swinton. Clothes in the video are by McQueen, Lanvin, Jil Sanders, Dior, Lanvin, Pringle, Rick Owens, Saint Laurent and KTZ…so chances are, if you like any of the pieces, you’re going to have to look for a high street knock-off version!

Tind Cards: Sneak Peek

Leonie Cumiskey Card Drying PrintsTind Handprinted CardsLeonie Cumiskey WriterMy business cards are ready. They should be arriving in the post soon – yay!

Tesco’s Month of Doom

Tesco Chip Shop AwardsIt’s been a rough old month for Tesco, what with the horsemeat scandal. Although the contamination affected many supermarkets, Tesco has taken most of the flack for it. However, that’s not even the only problem they’ve had to deal with. Check out this slew of negative headlines from February alone!

Tesco Heroin Bread Tesco HorsemeatTesco Armband Tesco Clubcard FraudDead Bird Tesco Salad Tesco Worst SupermarketTesco Van Horse Death Tesco Builders BumOuch. When I read the ‘Builder’s bum’ story, I couldn’t help but think that it was a truly tenuous attempt by The Mansfield and Ashfield Chad to stick the knife in! So what have Tesco done to try and combat this backlash? What could possibly help to restore the public’s faith in the company after this tidal wave of bad publicity?
Mel C TescoAhh, yes, honouring everyone’s least favourite Spice Girl with a ‘Mum of the Year’ award should do the trick!

I think that their PR director must have spent most of February crying themselves to sleep, before restlessly dreaming about waking up in the morning to this…Horsehead

Studio XO

Studio XO Digital DrapingFollowing Charlie Brooker’s second installation of the futuristic ‘Black Mirror’, and with London Fashion Week just around the corner, it feels apt that Crane TV have featured Studio XO – a fashion collective who I had never heard of until today. These fashion and technology pioneers make science and robotics integral to their pieces, pushing the boundaries of fashion and making garments interesting through interactivity, projection mapping and lighting. Despite the possibilities that new technology has brought us, fashion seems to have remained mostly unchanged by it. While we have developed new fabrics, these are not as comfortable or aesthetically pleasing as their natural counterparts – traditional materials like leather, silk and cashmere are still preferable to polyurethane, polyester and acrylic. The image below shows the amazing dress that Studio XO created with Philips for their Design Probes initiative. It was this brand collaboration which got them noticed and led to them working with the likes of JLS, Lady Gaga, The Black Eyed Peas and Azealia Banks.
Philips Bubble DressWatch the video with Crane TV to get more of an insight into their intriguing work.

Kurt & The Gang

Kurt & The GangDo you like Nirvana and cartoons? Yep? Good, just checking that we can be friends. Now, as a friend, I would recommend that you go and see Kurt & The Gang at KK Outlet in Hoxton. Do not delay, you only have six days left to see it!Christopher WorkerSean Morris Kurt & CourtneyKurt Cobain by Patrick SchmidtThe exhibition is being held to launch the Kurt & The Gang sticker book, by Bellykids, and features work by the likes of Elliot Stokes, Patrick Schmidt, Sean Morris, Christopher Worker and Murray Somerville.

Trust me, friend, you will like it.

“I’d like to thank my fans, my family…”

Gwyneth Paltrow blubbing at The OscarsI’ve been given an award by fellow blogger Sarah over at Pursuit of Plenty. Yay! Unfortunately, there’s no awards ceremony so I won’t be blubbing like Gwyneth Paltrow, and I guess I’ve still got a lot more time to write and rehearse any kind of acceptance speech. The award in question is called The Liebster Award and is an unofficial way of honouring the work of other bloggers who have 200 followers or less. However, to accept the award you have to nominate some more Liebster recipients – therefore by nominating more bloggers you’re helping to get other blogs noticed too.

The Rules

1. List 5 facts about yourself.
2. Answer the 5 questions given to you.
3. Create 5 new questions for the bloggers you nominate for the award.
4. Choose 5 worthy bloggers to nominate.
5. Go to each bloggers page and let them know about the award.
6. Thank the person who nominated you and link back to their blog.

 5 Facts about Me

1. My first word was ‘cat’.

2. In 2008, I applied to be on Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend and made it to the last 300. Yeah, I definitely dodged a bullet with that one…

3. My least favourite job was when I worked at the Toast concession in Selfridges.

4. When I was 20, I was diagnosed with narcolepsy, although it’s probable that I have suffered from narcolepsy since my mid-teens.

5. I hate Marmite.

Sarah’s Questions for Me

1. If you could pick a theme song for yourself, what would it be? Imagine the opening credits in the movie of YOU, or when you walk out into the ring for the biggest fight of your life…
Eww. To be perfectly honest, I think that picking your own theme song is kind of like picking a nickname for yourself – pretty lame! If I could choose my own theme song I’d probably want it to be something a bit villainous and cool, like ‘Queen Bitch’ by David Bowie or ‘Vicious’ by Lou Reed.

2. What one quote/saying inspires you consistently?
Less a quote, more just a piece of great advice from my granny, who is undoubtedly the wisest lady I know. Her advice on worries and anxiety is this: “If you can do something about it, get on with it! If you can’t do anything about it, try and forget about it.”

3. You’ve been given $10,000 to donate to any one (non-profit) cause. Where do you invest?
I’d give my money to a conservation charity because I think it’s important to protect species of endangered animals and, shamefully, I don’t feel that I do enough to try and offset the damage my lifestyle inevitably has on the environment.

4. If you could own one piece of art from any major museum what would it be?
Not sure, but I found a couple of nice pieces I’d like to own on Artsy.Harland Miller Fuck ArtHarland Miller – Fuck Art, Let’s Dance

Howard Hodgkin In IndiaHoward Hodgkin – In India

5. What do you consider to be your most brilliant asset?
Probably my sense of humour. It’s not always easy to see the funny side of a situation, but I think it’s sometimes helpful in life.

My Nominees

The Daily Psychedelic Video - surreal, funny and beautiful videos which are posted every day.

Shiny Shiny New - a great music blog which has introduced me to some great bands, like Temples.

Construct of the Mind - a visual feast that combines music with art to create a multi-sensory experience. The music on this blog isn’t always to my taste, but the choices in art are generally flawless.

Beautiful Stills From Beautiful Films - pretty self-explanatory.

Institute Magazine - so many slick and wonderful fashion editorials on this blog.

Honourable mentions also go to The Style Raconteur and She Walks Softly – both excellent blogs, but they have more than 200 followers.

Questions for my Nominees

1. What would your ideal Sunday consist of?
2. If you could relocate to anywhere in the world, where would it be?
3. What made you decide to start blogging?
4. What do you wish you did more often?
5. What’s the best book you’ve read recently?